Mitch McConnell Clearly Aroused as Democrats Expound on Cruelty of Senate Healthcare Bill

Washington— As senate democrats lambasted the republican’s newly unveiled health care legislation at Monday’s filibuster, Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, was clearly enraptured in...

How to Easily Balance The Federal Budget Without Any Math Whatsoever

Today's topic: President Trump's budget proposal. Spoiler alert: it's really good. Of course the liberals wasted no time tearing it apart, claiming it's "cruel" and "inhumane"...

How the Republican’s Revised Health Plan Will Improve Your Life (Unless You’re Old, Sick, or Not Rich)

Today, we're talking about Trump's biggest almost-accomplishment yet: passing his new and improved healthcare bill, DonT. Care 2.0, through the house! But...wait a second? A few weeks...

Why Trump’s Tax Plan is the Greatest Thing We Know Almost Nothing About

We're just past President Trump's 100th day in office , and just when we thought things couldn't get any better, this happens. And President Trump really delivered, with a complete...

How Great is America after President Trump’s First 100 Days?

Really friggin' great! Don't let the CROOKED media fool you. President Trump has accomplished more in his first 100 days*** than the last 1000 presidents combined! Aside from...

How Great is America After Three Months of Trump?

How are things going for President Trump after three months in office? Two words: un believable! Why do you think he's spent nearly 20 days...

How President Trump’s Budget Puts America First (And Americans Second)

Before we get into President Trump's budget, a quick word about healthcare... Republican healthcare bill, DonTcare, goes belly up I’m not gonna sugar coat it. This...

Four Simple Ways to Not Die Under The Republican Healthcare Plan

For the past 7 years, Obamacare has been a lead weight around our country’s ankle. The only way we’ll EVER become great again is...

How to Build Trump’s Wall in Just Two Weeks for Only $75 Billion (Plus Gas Money for 19 Million Trips to Home Depot)

I checked the news the other morning, and let's just say I've been called to action... Looks like I’ve got 2,000 miles of wall to...

The Great Roundup

If I could just start out this Great Update by channeling our President…ahem… There is something going on. People are talking about it. They’re calling...

How Great is America After Trump’s First Month in Office?

As expected, President Trump wasted no time and came tearin’ out of the gate like Seabiscuit in a flurry of weird handshakes and executive...